When I look at my "Oshen Black Dual Display Fashion Sport Watch 2," I can hear Roger Miller's "King of the Road" playing from a jukebox in the corner of a smoke-filled roadside cafe along Route 66. I polish off my nickle cup of coffee, grab my gray fedora, fish my pockets for a 25-cent tip and rattle the bell on my way out to the black, unlocked Ford Galaxie 500 waiting for me in the parking lot.